John Jacob

John Jacob is the main protagonist of the YouTube show Damaged Sandwich along with Flabs the Rubber Chicken. John Jacob is described as "a boring man". Most times he is shown angry. John is voiced by Bryan Boring Van Unen.

Appearance
John Jacob has brown hair, button eyes, a big nose, and a mustache over his mouth. He has a gray shirt, blue or purple pants, and black shoes.

Life before Damaged Sandwich
A few months back, John Jacob was a voice actor in radio personality, which was pretty successful. He got two jobs, one from a radio station, and one from a big-name brand-new TV Channel called The You Channel, owned by Nathaniel Enders. Out of stupidity, he took the radio station. He thought he was good, but everyone else thought he was crazy. For some reason, he could only say "milk". He was thrown into the Nutter Institution for the criminally insane, run by Monica Nutter. And that's where he met his future sidekick, Flabs, an invisible rubber chicken from Chickenistan.